Kim Harrison's "Twelve Days of Pixy Christmas"

We're almost to Christmas, and what better count-down than Kim Harrison's (slightly ribald) version of the Twelve Days of Christmas?

On the 12 day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .

 

12 Humans Hiding,

11 Tinks a Tinkling

10 Porno flicks

 9 Pole Dancers

8 Pixies Partying

7 Kama Sutras

6 Fairies Farting

5 Trolls in Drag

4 Purple Condoms

3 French Ticklers

2 Horny Vamps

And a Succubus in the Snow

 

–Kim Harrison  Dec 15, 2009

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[Kim]

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