Too much caffeine, sugar, and things-to-do have yielded the following
publishing week before Christmas (with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, and thanks to Abby ZIdle for some key lines):

'Twas the week before Christmas, and all through New York
Not an agent was reading, not even a clause,
The editors hunched over their keyboards with care
In hopes that their in-boxes soon would be bare...
When what to their wondering eyes should appear
But a Bookscan report of a Very Good Year.
On hc! On tp! Mass market and e-book!
On Kindle! On Sony! On Itunes and now Nook!
To the top of the charts! To enjoyment for all!
Now buy away! Buy away! Read away all!

Diana

Comments

[lexcade]

that's so full of excellent.

[KSmithSF]

The things editors get themselves up to. ;-)

[Diana]

Thanks all--glad you like the silly doggerel.

Kris, b/c authors never do silly things? ;-p

[KSmithSF]

Hey, we're All Serious All The Time.

::halo::

::hides elf hat::